I'm the original hbic

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via aidansmith)

Someone take grindr away from me please

Someone take grindr away from me please

Talk Hoenn
Psycosis

(Source: psycosis91)

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Way more stoned that I expected to be tonight. Am I complaining? Not at all.

unfboy:

Ugh I’m so horny and hungry. I want to get fucked really really hard and then go for bacon cheese burgers and bacon cheese fries. Then come home and cuddle with a dick grinding my ass

(via ottermatopoeia)

Me: i'm over my crush

Crush: hey

Me: nvm

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

staytothewest

(via glamslam)